"Blank Copy "

Several weeks ago, we hired a new blonde

secretary who wasn't the brightest crayon in the

box. One day when she was typing, she turned to

another secretary and said, "I'm almost out of

typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use the copier

machine paper," the other responded. With that,

the blonde took her last remaining blank piece of

paper, put it on the photocopier, and proceeded to

make five blank copies.