A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first
time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't
find it, so she asked a police officer for directions -
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the
same area and,
The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it
won't be long now...