What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A tender, loving hare.

What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
A bare hare.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.

Do you think that's Bunny Betty's natural color?
Only her hare dresser knows for sure.

How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit!

What's a rabbits' favorite book?
Hop on Pop.

What's a rabbits' favorite dance?
The bunny hop.

What's a rabbits' favorite musical?
Hare.

 

How can you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him

When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.

 

Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.

 

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny