Cats and Dogs



Cats do what they want.

They rarely listen to you.

They're totally unpredictable.

They whine when they are not happy.

When you want to play, they want to be alone.

When you want to be alone, they want to play.

They expect you to cater to their every whim.

They're moody.

They leave hair everywhere.

They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats .



They follow you around with their tongues out.

They only respond to simple commands.

Their needs are basic and predictable.

They whine when their needs are not met.

They always need to have something in their mouth.

They scratch a lot and sometimes drool.

They make loud noises and sometimes smell bad.

They need to be trained.

You can always tell when one has lived in a house for a long time.

They're rude and rowdy, especially when they're with others like them.

Conclusion: They're men that wag their tails.

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