THE CELIBACY TEST

Three young candidates who want to enter into religious life are told that they have to
pass one more test: The Celibacy Test.

 

The religious leader leads them into a room,
and tells them to undress, and a small bell
is tied to each man's penis.

In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy
belly dancer costume. She begins to dance
sensually around the first candidate.
Even before she has begun to remove
her veils: *Ting-a-ling* goes the little bell...

 

"Oh Albert," says the religious man, "I am so disappointed in your complete lack of self-control. Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness."

As Albert leaves, the dancer then continues, slowly dancing around the second candidate and peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops: *Ting-a-ling* goes the bell...

"Joshua, Joshua," sighs their elder. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness."

 

The dancer then proceeds to dance her sensuous dance around the third candidate. Slowly around him she dances, now devoid of all of her veils, but the third candidate remains unmoved.

 

"Richard, my son, I am truly proud of you,"
says the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a
great priest. Now, go and join your weaker
brethren in the shower."

*Ting-a-ling* goes the bell...

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