Don't Touch Me

An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just

awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand

and she responds. "Don't touch me!" "Why not?? he asks."

She answers back, "Because I'm dead." The husband says.

"What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed

together talking to one another." She says."No, I'm

definitely dead." He insists. "You're not dead. What in the

world makes you think you're dead?"

"NOTHING HURTS".