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One. ONE!! And
do you know WHY it only takes ONE?? Because nobody else
in this darn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know the lightbulb is FREAKING BURNED OUT! They
would all sit in this FREAKING HOUSE in the DARK for DAYS
before they tried to figure it out! And once they had FIGURED
it out, they wouldn't be able to FIND the light bulbs, despite
the fact that they have been in the SAME CUPBOARD FOR THE
PAST 17 YEARS!!! But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually FIND the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair
that they dragged from 2 rooms over to stand on to change
the stupid lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT UNDER
THE LIGHT!!! AND UNDERNEATH THE FREAKING CHAIR WOULD BE
THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULB CAME IN!!
WHY?? BECAUSE
NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE EVER EVEN CARRIES OUT THE FREAKING
GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER THAT WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGH
THE WHOLE HOUSE!! IT WILL TAKE THE NATIONAL GUARD TO CLEAN
THIS PIGSTY!!!! NO!!! PIGS WOULD EVEN REJECT THIS PLACE!!!!
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