George, age 92 and Edith,
age 89 are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for
a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.
George suggests they go in and he addresses the man behind the counter.
"Are you the owner?
"The pharmacist answers, "Yes".
We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" "Of
course we do.""How about support hose for circulation?"
"Definitely.""What about medicine for rheumatism, osteoporosis
and arthritis?" "All kinds.""How about waterproof
furniture pads and Depends?" "Yes, sir."
"Hearing aide, denture supplies, sleeping pills, Geritol and Ensure?"
"Absolutely.""You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"
"All kinds and sizes.
Why all the questions?"
George smiles and replies to the pharmacist, "we'd like to use
your store for our Bridal Registry."
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