It was the first time the blonde was eating

Thanksgiving dinner without her family.

Trying to re-enact the tradition, she

prepared a dinner for herself. The next day

her mother called to see how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner,

but I had so much trouble trying to eat the

turkey?" said the daughter. "Didn't it taste

good?" her mother asked. "I don't know," the

blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"