Why didn't the turkey want any lunch?

He was already stuffed!

 

Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?

Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

 

What did the widowed mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

 

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!

 

 

What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?

Breakfast or lunch!

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off.

 

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

Their AGE

 

Why can't you take a turkey to church?

Because they use such FOWL language

 

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

The turkey trot

 

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play

 

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

To keep his wigwam

 

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him

 

What is the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?

The tur-key!

 

 

 

Send a little Thanksgiving cheer to your friends and family!