A blonde goes to work and sees that one of

her co-workers has a thermos.

She asks him what it does and the fellow

co-worker responds, ''It keeps hot things hot,

and cold things cold'' The blonde was amazed

and when she got home immediately went out

and bought one. The next day she goes to

work and is happy that she has this wonderful

object. The same co-worker realizes she has a

thermos and says, ''What do you have in it?''

she says, ''Soup, and ice cream!''