Two Roaches

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when

one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one.

"It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are

gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere-- it's so sanitary

that the whole place shines."

"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"