Seriously, there is yet another new virus going around. Please be very careful about files you receive attached to e-mails. Here's some more info: This virus warning is genuine.

There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, Internet or simply handed to you by a colleague, DO NOT OPEN IT.

This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words, "I've had enough of your crap... I'm off to relax." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain.

If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest spa with two friends where you can get a full body massage and a 15 hour nap.

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After repeating this action several times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" is the greatest cartoon ever.